Little brat jumped on the stove and licked the pizza where I’d left it cooling. Fortunately heard the odd sounds in time to intervene before he managed to eat the whole thing.
I’m pretending not to know that he LICKED MY PIZZA!
Cat Daddy gently corrected me – “It’s Newt’s pizza now …”
So scoundrely Schnookums is resting after his pizza-licking dessert, nestled in my arm and making satisfied little Newt grunts while I nibble on his lizard toes.
I lub him.