Newt’s Latest Box Adventures

We often end up with the oddest assortments of randomness when bulk buying auction items. Everything usable is either re-auctioned, or donated to the thrift store.

I had this tattered and worn, vintage fur coat. Falling apart at the seams and reeking to high heaven. It was a sort of unearthly combination of moldy basement and stinky old lady perfume. I was intrigued by the thought of returning the fur to the animals by donating it to a wildlife program, but was afraid this was in too bad a shape to be useful. Besides, if *I* could smell the rankness of it, surely the wildlife, with their delicate noses, would not appreciate it, no matter how well intentioned the thought?

Enter Newt – he of the perpetually heat-seeking drive, commandeering all of the warmest places in the house. Compound that with the strangest tolerance for awful aromas known to man. He’s the one who had carrion breath for so long; perhaps the smell wouldn’t bother him? And if Newt liked it, perhaps I could figure out how to remove the smell enough to share bits of the leftovers with some of our other shunt cat friends?

Sounded like a good plan at the time.

I removed the lining from the coat, and then left it enticingly arranged in various places – attempting to coax Newt into its comforting and luxurious folds. No luck. After a week of playing musical muskrat, placing him on the coat, only to have him jump disdainfully off of it, and even cutting a piece of it to line a brand-new box and placing it in his lunchroom, only to have him repeatedly reject his stinky new winter nest, I gave up.

I moved the fur-lined box into the middle of the living room floor, and removed the binder clips securing the sides. I went into the other room to collect the rest of the coat, intending to take it all downstairs for desperate fumigation attempts using baking soda and ground coffee. Figured I would try again in a couple of weeks, and hopefully if it smelled better, I could take it to the local wildlife rescue center and maybe they could use it.


I got back to the living room to discover Newt – gleefully enthroned, with his bright copper eyes and little pink nose peeking out at me from the pile of ratty tatty, stinky fur. Well, of course, I HAD to leave it there for him, right?

He spent the better part of the cool grey day happily burrowed amongst the box o’ stinky fur, named Moldy Old Lady Stinky Fur Box – MOLSFB. Happy that he had finally adopted the bedding (in spite of it smelling of stinky moldy old lady), I decided to revert back to plan A, which was to place it in his lunchroom – where he only has three beds, as opposed to the other few dozen he has in the rest of the house.

I snuck the MOLSFB, while he was foraging for leftovers (he was NOT in it at the time, so I did NOT take it
AWAY from him), and put it on the kitchen counter to replace the binder clips keeping the fur lined up on the sides. He came charging into the kitchen, leapt upon the counter and into the box, and then, sat there glaring at me for daring to touch his throne. I carried the MOLSFB (with him in it, still sitting and glaring) back into his lunchroom as per the original plan.

This did not last very long, as he immediately launched a guilt campaign, perching pathetically and shivery in the living room floor, in the spot where the MOLSFB had previously been, while awaiting its removal downstairs for fumigation. Cat Daddy took pity on him, and went back into his lunchroom to fetch the MOLSFB, followed by a happily scampering Newt. He came back down the hall, bearing Newt IN the box, regally surveying his domain as though being transported in some sort of fur-lined Popemobile, and placed it not quite in the exact spot, but next to the TV where Newt could perch in his furry throne and easily view his subjects.


Much giggling and teasing ensued, as I chastised Cat Daddy about “NOW do you understand why Newt has 417 boxes!?!” Obviously, Newt’s Box Accumulation Super Power works as well on Cat Daddy, as it does on my own inferior resistance levels!

The newly-repositioned MOLSFB was so well received that we actually had a dinner without Newt demanding his tribute of hand-fed morsels. He slept right through dinner, comfortably and warmly pretzelfied and snoring in his MOLSFB – now dubbed TV 1, so as to differentiate it from the Annex Box series – known by the acronym AB.

And yes, I made an auxiliary MOLSFB, designated as TV 2, to be situated NOT next to the TV, but IN his lunchroom, as per the original plan. Newt, of course, refused to use it last night, preferring instead to snuggle under the downie next to me.

Just how do you know when your cat has a box addiction (or that perhaps YOU have an addiction to creating boxes for your cat). Is it when one has to resort to various acronyms to differentiate between the types of box within each series? And once you have admitted that your cat (or YOU) has a problem, what do you do to address it?

2 thoughts on “Newt’s Latest Box Adventures”

  1. Isis has a thing with boxes too, though lately I think she’s wanting full-on caves. She keeps climbing into the TV-hutch-thing we created out of a bombe’ chest we have, to sleep on top of the stereo receiver.

  2. Do you think the receiver is warm for her? Or perhaps it gives a comforting “hum” – sort of as if it is purring for her? 🙂

    Newt sometimes likes to sit on top of the desktop computer, but he REALLY preferred the old, boat anchor one. Hard for him to fit comfortably on the skinny one!

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